funny things to say to my girlfriend
Married To My Billionaire Stepbrother
by Sera_b17
On the day of her wedding to her childhood sweetheart, Natalie Ford received an unexpected gift: a marriage certificate. It stated that she was already married to a complete stranger—Aiden Handrix.While the wedding guests continued to mock and insult her, her lover Ivan decided to dump her, choosing to marry her half-sister Briena instead. To add insult to injury, she was thrown out of her home. To prove her innocence, Natalie Ford could only take one course of action - she had to find this myst…
Cultivation: When you take things to the extreme
by Forget to wear a vest
Having crossed into the Immortal Cultivation World and finding himself at the very bottom, struggling to survive, Xu Yang discovered he possessed a special golden finger. As long as he persisted in any single activity, he could gain the power to transform the decayed into the miraculous.Eating: Stabilize the Foundation and Cultivate Essence, strengthen the body, extend lifespan…Sleeping: Nourish and accumulate energy, be as vigorous as a dragon or a tiger, Eternal Youth…Breathing: Turtle breathi…
Submitting to my Ex Uncle
by Bekah_rob
After being humiliated and betrayed by the man she thought she'd marry, Celeste doesn't cry. She made a plot, and her target becomes the only person her ex warned her about. His elusive, dangerously magnetic uncle, Dominic Cross. He's a billionaire, a rumoured crime boss, and the kind of man who doesn't fall in love. However, Dominic doesn't play by anyone's rules, especially not hers. What started as a game of seduction quickly spirals into something neither of them can control. Secrets are exp…
My Simulated Road to Immortality
by Angry Squid
The Immortal Way, how arduous it is!Especially in this Immortal Cultivation World, which has been drastically changed by a plague!Mortals carry the disease, and when Immortals come into contact with them, they are liable to suffer a decrease in their cultivation, and in the worst case, end up Returning to the heavens. This has made Mortals and Immortals eternally separate entities.The Immortal Law cannot be jointly cultivated, turning the entire Immortal Cultivation World into a vast dark forest…
Mated To My Boyfriend’s Dad
by HeeSha_TA
[TRIGGER WARNING: DARK THEMES, MATURE CONTENT.]In a world where humans, werewolves, vampires, fey, and other supernatural beings coexist, Isleen; an Omega who has been subject to multiple bullying and ridicule in the pack because of her parent's past, faces a challenging dilemma. She's dating Kylo but unexpectedly discovers that his strict father, Rhett, who is the pack’s Gamma, is her destined mate.Conflict arises as a war breaks out among the supernatural creatures and the death toll rises. Is…
To My Dear Mr. Huo
by Meditative Moon
The young master of the Huo Family was well-known in the Rong City. Having been brought up in a military, political, and business family, he was decisive in dealing with businesses, yet sexually continent as it was said. Nevertheless, he happened to fall in love with an illegitimate daughter. The disgraceful illegitimate daughter had been detested by her whole family, but suddenly won the love of the young master of the Huo Family.Since then, he turned into a “slave” of his wife and pampered her…
I'll Add Points To All Things
by Endless World
Su Yang was an average university student in Shanghai when he received a system that allowed him to add points to things. The point system provided him with missions and by clearing them, he would gain points. Add a point into an object, the object will receive a special ability; add a point into a plant, the plant will come alive; add points on himself, he will get talents or superpowers.With the mysterious point system in hand, Su Yang aimed to become rich and alter his fate. On his path towar…
My Boy Finally Say Yes to Me
by Jiong Jiong You Yao
At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time…Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?”“How should I know? Go ask your daddy!”Xia Yuxun watched th…
Fated to My Billionaire Husband
by Enchanting Smile
Carry a full belly, her husband brings another woman home and even wants to kick her out! Tragically dying and reincarnated, she is determined to escape, yet he relentlessly pursues: "Dare to flee, I'll search the entire city, find that woman within 48 hours!" He's arrogantly domineering, turning his hand he treats her as insignificant, reversing his hand she's the treasure held in his palm. She scoffs: "Stay away from me, we’re already divorced!"
Alpha, Say My Name
by carmyko
He was the feral Alpha King buried beneath the mountain. She was the cursed girl they offered to him as sacrifice to end the famine plaguing their lands.Ruvan, the first Alpha. Imprisoned, driven to utter madness, and starved of power.Solenne, the packless she-wolf rumored to be cursed and bring misfortune to all who cross paths with her.With the power of cursed speech, she is able to kill and bend the world to her will with only one word. To avoid hurting others, she hasn't spoken a single syll…
I Just Called To Say I Love You
by Shining
"Sir, we have an appointment with Mr Jones within fifteen minutes," Amy Miller said"Cancel it, I don't want to be late for my own marriage," Andy Francis said"Wait? What? Are you getting married? With whom? Why we are not informed?" Amy asked anxiously"I think I'm the boss," Andy said"Sorry sir," Amy said and lowered her head"Okay fine, let's go," Andy said before holding her wrist"where?""How can I marry without a bride?" Andy said while moving out of the office with Amy.....Well, Do you ever h…
Can We Say No to Divorce?
by Lazy Color
Bei Ran lay on the operating table, Gu Qingchen was her surgeon. His eyes, deep as the Aegean Sea, gazed at her: "Honey, it's been four years since we got married, and you're still afraid of me?"Honey? Last night he already threw a divorce agreement at her, what right does he have to call her that?In City A, Gu Qingchen is a long-lasting legend. He is a leading figure in the medical field and a major shareholder in a Fortune 500 company, capable of great influence in the business world.He only n…
Rise To Power: Death To My Billionaire Husband
by Hassy_101
Anita White gave up everything for love.Her family. Her power. Her legacy.Eight years ago, she found David. He was poor, brilliant, naive, and loyal. Or so she believed. She built his empire from the ground up, turning a nobody into a billionaire. But when betrayal came, it was more than infidelity. David Blackwood shattered her body, her mind, and her soul—infecting her with disease, killing her child, and freezing her out of the very world she created.But Anita is a White. And now, she’s comin…
WELCOME TO MY HELL
by devilswhore
He had it all. Wealth, health, good looks and a wonderful family.Growing up as the only son of the wealthiest and most powerful business man Elisio Devonte had its perks. And to add on it all, being a genius was a cherry on the top.what else could he want..ofcourse he wanted a girl in his life. And he found her and he was sure to keep her for life.Now what could go wrong in his perfect life that made him crave for revenge?Who spoilt it all?Who is responsible for creating chaos in his perfect lif…
My System Always Wants to Force Me to Confess
by Snow Covered Chang'an L
This book features a slice-of-life style with minimal system presence, welcome to enjoy.[Theoretically, this system can target any cognitive being in the universe.][After selecting a target, the host will randomly acquire the target's skill level and talent.][When the target is of the same gender, skill experience acquisition speed +50%, skill level cap -50%.][When the target is of a different species, trigger 404 aura, skill experience acquisition speed +100%, instant death probability +99%.][A…
To My Dearly Detested...
by Sofia05
"The thin line between love and hate slowly disappeared when he felt her touch."Being the first born child and next in line to take over after his father, Desmond Fedorov was bound to his duties. After losing an important person in her life, Elsa dreaded the thought of losing another family member. In order to ensure the safety of the two powerful Mafia families, Elsa Marino and Desmond Federov were forced into an arranged marriage.Getting involved with a Marino was not even the last thing Desmo…
Assistant to My Contracted Husband
by Iris Amethyst
A marriage contract lasting three years, a marriage in name only, as if they were strangers.To provide for her child, she went out to work in a large corporation, only to find her boss was actually her contract husband..."I'm sorry, I didn't mean to intrude. I chose the company because the salary was high enough."The man flipped through the resume in his hand and asked casually, “Why did you take a year off from university when you were 19?”“I, when I was a freshman... something happened in my f…
I'm About to Bankrupt My Way to Entertainment Supremo
by MirrorForFuture
Get ready for a wild ride of humour, contrasts, and laid-back entertainment like you've never seen before! Xplendi Entertainment, a company that barely made it past its early years, went from the brink of bankruptcy to becoming a powerhouse in the entertainment industry. It boasts a star-studded lineup of top-tier streamers, a constellation of original music stars, and more award-winning actors and actresses than you can count.As the mastermind behind it all, Yang RuoQian naturally becomes the e…
Contracted To My Seductive Lover
by LeeMaRi1999
"I became the prey of an incubus pretending to be a human just become a top actress."+++Hong Mina is a 23-year old aspiring actress. She has the looks, talents, and perseverance to become the next it-girl. But she has been attending countless auditions since she was 18 years old and has only landed small roles.To be a part of SW Entertainment, Mina has to attend the audition held by the company but to her shock, she found a familiar-looking man, Kim Jeho. The only thing she knew about him was th…
Prisoner To My Mate
by Mss_amalee
Ana was like every young she-wolf out there. She couldn’t wait to meet her mate. She didn’t expect the way things would go the day she finally met him or the way he would treat her once they met. Ana’s mate wants nothing to do with her but won’t let her go. Ana feels like a prisoner to her mate. Her mind is torn on what to do. She wishes her mate would love her, but he shows no hope of that happening. She wants to try and build something with him, but he makes things difficult for her. He treats…